Selected Search Terms

I’ve taken this blog off search engines in hopes of eventually getting a job where I don’t have a uniform polo shirt. But at one point, people could find my blog by googling search terms. Most of these search terms are variations on my name. For your entertainment I’ll share some of the more interesting ones.

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and, my favorite:

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